The Roast Begins

Enter your spending. Brace yourself.

Be honest. This only works if you are. We're not judging. (We're judging a little.)

💰 Your Monthly Income
$

After-tax income. Use your actual take-home, not gross salary.

🏠 Fixed Monthly Expenses
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$
$

Credit cards, loans, student debt minimums.

$

What you actually save, not plan to save.

🛍️ Variable Monthly Expenses
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$
$

Streaming, SaaS, apps, gym — all of them.

$
$

Movies, events, bars, activities.

$
☕ Optional (but we'll roast harder if you answer)
$

200 characters remaining

Total Monthly Expenses: $0
Left over: $0

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